Things I Won't Be Doing Today

• Flying my mom down to Naples, FL for a full-on spa week at the Ritz
• Buying a small airplane for my dad
• Buying land
• The dance of financial freedom joy
• Donating a shit of money to the Alzhiemers Association, Heart Association, Lung Association, SPCA, and the Fan Free Clinic
• Going shopping
• Drinking Veuve Cliquot
• Taking a bath in Veuve Cliquot
• Learning to spell Veuve Cliquot
• Paying tuition in one lump payment
• Paying for my neice's nursing school
• Sending my younger cousin to military school
• Holding a monkey
• Getting a three-hour massage