Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Scarlet Blogger

Apparently, in my attempt to profit off of my witticisms and charm, I have pissed off Google. If you visit here regularly, you may have noticed this attempt for profit, which I don't dare call by name for fear of pissing Google off even further. Today you will notice that the "areas of effort" are blank no-man's-lands of internet wasteland. Yes, Gentle Readers, I have filed an appeal, because I don't feel that anything untoward happens here at NAAM, and because I know you really love to know where you can buy earwig poison.

I cried about it actually. But that's me lately. Crying about everything. The funny thing? Even though it's treated me like a red-headed stepchild, I still love Google. I just wish Google still loved me. *sniff*

Actually, Google probably never did love me. It's too big. It can't love individual people. It's not God, after all. It can't see into my heart and know that there is more good there than bad. Come on, guys. Don't be so hard on it.

End rambling.

1 comment:

  1. You can always write for me and my toptenz.net site to make a little extra money. Speaking of which, when are you doing a new top 10 list for me?

    I have some advice for you about your google adsense too. It first involves you getting a real blog and dropping blogspot. I will help you move to wordpress. Much better.

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